A Little Humor To Lighten Your Day!

Posted Aug 18, 2008 @ 2:45 pm, Viewed by 161 Visitors, Read 163 Times.

 For the comedically challenged and humor impaired this post is not recommended. But for those of you a little more daring... here we go with a little real estate humor:
* Sign next to FSBO (For Sale By Owner): We shoot every third agent, and the 2nd one just left!
* This house has every new convienence, except low payments!
* By the time you pay for a house in the suburbs, it isn't.
* If you think no one cares that you're alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments!
* I just listed a maintenence free house, in the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenence!
 

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Mark Mark Danforth Lomas has been a successful real estate agent with over 20 years of providing service to Buyers and Sellers throughout Marin County.  Mark specializes in the listing and sales of residential and residential income properties throughout Marin County. Mark has been a resident of Marin County since 1973 and has resided in Tiburon since 1976.  Mark is thoroughly familiar with the advantages and opportunities offered in this unique community. The key to Mark's success in real estate lies in his interpersonal and organizational skills.  As a highly effective negotiator and problem solver, Mark is adept at merging the needs of both buyer and seller into effective contracts.  His facility and efficiency with real estate translates into profitability for his clients! For all your Marin County Real Estate needs email or call today! MarinCountyRealEstate@gmail.com   or call me at :415-789-7777 Read More

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